Just becauase Manchester City have paid £24m for you, and you earn a salary of over £150,000 a week, doesn't mean that you will be able to dress yourself!

Mario Bibotelli struggles to work out exactly where he should put his head and each arm when he is asked to put a bib on. Ridiculous!

Mancini: Tevez can Go

Mancini was angered when Tevez publicly criticised his training methods and is fed up with constant rumours that City’s leading goalscorer might push for a move if they fail to reach the Champions League. It might prompt a spell on the sidelines for Carlos (admittedly in the Manchester City Hospitality lounge!)

Tevez was upset by Mancini’s apparent lack of patience and sympathy when he missed vital games to return to Argentina in February after the premature birth of his daughter.